Here are some facts about today:
- It is August 1, 2015.
- It is August 1, 2015 and there is no new Frank Ocean album available to stream, download, poke, prod, scratch, throw at a wall, or microwave.
- It is August 1, 2015 and on April 6, 2015, Frank Ocean told the world that there would, in fact, be a new Frank Ocean album available to stream, download, etc. by the end of July 2015.
- It is August 1, 2015 and even though on April 6, 2015, Frank Ocean told the world that there would, in fact, be a new Frank Ocean album available to stream, download, etc. by the end of July 2015, there is no such album.
- Shortly after the final stroke of midnight last night – turning July 2015 into August 2015 — some crafty/sad fans took to Frank Ocean’s Wikipedia page to express their distaste in his lies, since the singer decided to sever all ties with the human world sans his rarely updated Tumblr page. Example of such distaste:
If you want some entertainment tonight, keep refreshing Frank Ocean’s wiki page. pic.twitter.com/1yZPaeNECj
— Jasmine De Leon (@JasmineDeLeon) August 1, 2015
- Happy August 1, 2015 world.